you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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