They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.