singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?