oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.