i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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