Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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