1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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