I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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