Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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