so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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