Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
