Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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