have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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