We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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