I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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