Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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