I wish i was in the wii world.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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