You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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