Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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