We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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