They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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