We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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