You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I bet he comes in French.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
My life is pants optional.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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