i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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