You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
