Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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