Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Terrible idea I love it
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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