It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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