You work out of a Hotel?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We were destined to go to rehab together
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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