she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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