I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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