Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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