eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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