It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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