is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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