I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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