Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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