tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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