Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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