And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize