Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
i've created a new STD.
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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