So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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