i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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