i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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