I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize