Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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