vagina is talking i cant
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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