it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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