Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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