i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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