Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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