I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
True college students do jello shots in the library
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