Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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