His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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