She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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