so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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