soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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