love makes seman taste better
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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