My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so explain again why im purple
no
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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